How DARE You!

Costco. I have a bone to pick with you.

Why have you stopped carrying Coke products at your store? Are you mad? You know I love and adore you. And side with you on every issue in the past. Not this time. You picked the wrong company to have a cat fight with. Thus I must side with Coke. I have no choice. They have got me in their grasps.

Please, Costco. Reconsider this immature decision so we can all go back to normal. I can't have one without the other.

Wonder what this is going to do to my Coke stock...

Latest California Poll

Just had to pass this one on..............


The latest poll taken by the California Governor's office asked whether people living in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem.

19% responded: "Yes, I think it is a serious problem"

81% responded: "No es una problema seriosa."

Need A Good Laugh?

Ode To Michael

ODE TO MICHAEL
(as sung to the tune "Ode to Joy")

Michael! Michael! We adored you
Now you're gone
You're really gone!

Michael! Michael! You were black
Then you turned
White "mysteriously"

I still love your songs
But I'm really freaked out by your
Neverland Ranch...

Michael! Michael! I'll remember
King Of Pop
Not Child Molester

Michael! Michael! I have these songs

On my cell phone

ringtone.

Billie Jean, Heal the World
Bad, Thriller and
The way you make me feel


Seventeen people killed themselves
Because you died too,
But from natural causes...

Michael Michael! You'll be missed
Blanket, Paris, Prince,
Will miss you too.

BACK!!! By Popular Demand?

After a long hiatus I am finally back! You see, what I did not realize is that there are many of you who frequent this site. (But are too afraid to be known due to few comments) So I crawled out of my blogging cramp and am back by...popular demand, I guess.


Over the past three months nothing has really struck me as interesting enough to be worth of posting on this blog....



UNTIL. THIS...:

That's right, it's SPIDEY! On the reality show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! It's like a train wreck. You just can't look away. It all started when the celebs were in the jungle for a total of 20 minutes and Spidey were already wanting to go home.

Then they left then came back...three times. They are too famous to be on a show like this. They are “The biggest stars on the planet.” As Spencer described. The only planet I can possibly think this to be true is Uranus.

I can truly say I loathe Spidey. The praying, the singing, the yelling, the complaining, the baptizing, the praying, the creepy flesh colored beard, the dry shampoo spray, the praying, the "praise Jesus"', the "I'm way to rich and way to famous to be here", the praying, the "I have demons in me", the "I want to me mother Teresa"....I'm so glad they are gone. And that I am back!

HEY!! DIP STICKS!!!

Seriously.

You know the DOUBLE WHITE lines in the road separating the Carpool lane from the rest??


YOU DON'T CROSS OVER THEM!

WAIT FOR THE DASHED LINE!!

Idiots.

It's Sad. But True.